[Dating Papers]

I learned a lesson that you should never meet anyone from jdate that doesn’t have a picture up. I was talking to this guy for about 2 months online and on the phone. I finally decide to meet him and I drive all the way up to Rockland County to meet him. From just looking at him I know why he doesn’t have a picture but with all that aside the guy smelled really bad. He smelled as if he hadn’t showered in weeks. He was a fireman and I met him at his station and he had his feet up on the furniture which I thought was rude. So I pretty much traveled an hour and a half each way to get grossed out by this guy who didn’t bother to shower and put his feet up a coffee table.

Dear Jdate,





I’m often told that I remind my dates of women they know, but I couldn’t get past my date telling me after each kiss (including the passionate ones), “I can’t believe how much you look like my sister!” Thank you Jdate for the gift that keeps on giving more and more interesting experiences!





Dear Jdate,





Where on the dating site does it recommend that it’s okay for your date to order ribs and lick his fingers like a harmonica throughout the date?





Dear Jdate,





Can you please put a reminder on the site to bring a bucket to catch the drool that your date drips out of his mouth because of his salivation problem?





Dear Jdate,





I believe in saving money and I realized my date did too when he pulled out a $25 coupon when paying the bill. Thank you for allowing him to take me out practically for free!

I had someone have her friend call her half way through the date. She then said she had to go to help the friend drop her car off for service. This was LATE ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON.





I mean if you’re gonna lie, at least make it plausible.

Dear Jdate, thank you for creating a


forum in which I met yet another cool guy in LA. He


drove down, we did breakfast, went to the zoo, had


lunch, and at the end of a seemingly decent date,


told me that if a single woman is fat, then she has


no right to complain, it’s her job as a woman to look


hot for men.

Dear Jdate, I talked for a month with a


great guy in LA. Finally he drove over 2 hours to


see me, he was not only icky, but talked and talked


and talked about nothing interesting at all. If I


heard one more detail, I was gonna jump into the


bay. Then we went for dinner and he slurrped his


linguini with clams AND WE”RE JEWS…then…I


excused myself to the bathroom and called my gay


friends for support.

Dear j-date, thanks for allowing me to


meet “traveler”, who told me half way through the


date that she was moving to california in 4 days.

Dear Jdate, (true story), I decided to go


to breakfast with a younger guy. He was great,


really kind, and complimented my purse, the fabric


of my pants and my hair…..am I a gay magnet?


thanks for building my confidence jdate

I met a very cute jdater at a strip


mall…on our way he suggested quite a romantic


dinner…we ate at the supermarket buffet…thanks


jdate!