[Dating Papers]

I went on a Jdate the other night and I was really excited about it. Here was a guy who I’d spoken to numerous times on the phone and I really thought the chemistry was there, thought being the key word here. When he showed up he was all smiles so I knew that he was just as excited to see me as I was to see him. However, he did look slightly different from his picture on his profile, maybe like half the size of his claimed 200 pounds! But onward went the date…and during the course of our date, he excused himself at least 6 times if not more to go to the restroom. I couldn’t figure out what his problem was until we were ready to say goodnight that evening and he leaned in for a kiss and all I could smell was vomit on his breath! Needless to say we did not kiss and I asked him what was going on. He broke down and told me he had been trying to lose some weight and ended up with a slight case of Bulemia. WTF? I told him to give me a call when he had his emotional problems squared away and gained some weight. Sorry for my insensitivity but man, that’s just gross!