[Dating Papers]

I get along well with women from outside the New York area. Imagine my delight when I got an email from a woman who, like me, is a writer and also a native of Texas. We arranged to meet at a cafe on a very cold night and got along great, for the most part. It turned out she worked for a major rival of my accounting firm. We played Jewish geography, discovering that we may be distantly related. One odd note was that she was very eager to see documents from my company, such as speeches from the CEO. I told her she could find what’s publicly available on our website.