[Dating Papers]

Recently I got a “flirt” from a relatively cute JDater, who was somewhat younger than I am. After exchanging a few emails and a 3 hour phone call,we decided to meet. I decided to forego my usual meet for coffee first meeting (since our phone call had such amazing chemistry). and invited her to dinner, she suggested a relatively romantic restaurant on the ocean. When I arrived I was suprised to see just how hot she was, much more attractive then her picture. The date was going ok, we obviously didn’t have the chemistry from the phone call, but I was rolling with it. I got paged during dinner and she was shocked that 1. I really was a doctor (she was used to JDate men lying about their careers?) and 2> i would get paged during dinner. I went to answer the call privately and came back to find my date face down in her linguini. Keeping myself from laughing, I gently shook her awake. She apologized by telling me that she had a Jdate (also a first date) last night and they had spent all night having sex (and giving me details) and had to go to work all day so she was exhausted. She was telling me all this with linguini hanging out of her nose. it was surreal. When she finally excused herself to go clean herself up, I had to break out laughing, followed by virtually every other patron in the restaurant. All I could do was to shrug and say “first date”.