[Dating Papers]

Someone, please, tell me how am I to resist a man who sends me the following email?

Hello,

HOW ARE YOU DOING HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU, AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY WENT TODAY MY NAME IS ERNIE AND AM NEW IN THIS dating SITE, AM LOOKING FOR A WOMAN THAT I WILL love AND CARE FOR AND THAT WE LOVE ME ALSO AND WHEN I WAS SEARCHING THROUGH THIS DATING SITE I FOUND YOUR PROFILE AND I READ THROUGH IT AND I WAS SO INTRESTING OVER YOUR PROFILE AND ALL THAT AM LOOKING FOR FROM A WOMAN IS WHAT I FOUND IN YOUR PROFILE AND I WAS SO INTERESTED IN YOU OK , AM SINGLE AND LOOKING, I BELIVE THAT YOU AND I ARE THE SAME MATCH AND I WILL LOVE TO HAVE YOU ONE ON ONE CONVERSATION WITH YOU OK IF YOU DONT MIND OK, MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS ernie@*****.com AND MY YAHOO MESSENGER ID IS ernie**** YOU CAN IM ME ANYTIME YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO CHAT WITH ME I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR MORE FROM YOU, OK I WILL LOVE TO READ YOUR REPLY SOON.
ERNIE……….

He likes cats too! I think I’m in love. (His name is not “Ernie.”)

Grateful for: men.

Drop me a line.